Happy Birthday You Old Fuck

It's that day of the year when we come to say,
The best of wishes on your special day, 

Most want to have fun and celebrate,
But in reality you might want to commiserate!

So, Happy birthday, you old git,
It won't be long until you're sitting in your own shit.
It's the true side of birthdays that needs to be told,
Your sagging, your vintage, you're getting old!

Of course we hope you have fun today,
We hope it's wonderful in every way, 

But there's a truth behind the message in here,
You are turning more into a fossil year after year!
 
So happy birthday, you old fuck,
Take each one while you're still in luck,
It's the true side of birthdays that needs to be told,
You're ancient, a relic, you're getting old!

Oh don’t take this as a message in which to be sad,
Even though your face looks like your Dads ball bag!
You've still got some things going your way,
This was just a quick message to say..

Happy birthday you old cunt,
I wish you the best, but I have to be blunt,
It's the true side of birthdays that needs to be told,
You're ancient, a relic, you're getting old!