Happy Birthday You Old Fuck
Scan the QR code and cue "Happy Birthday, You Old Fuck", a savage serenade that swaps candles for a reality check: your big day’s less cake, more creaky joints. It’s a brutal bop, wishing you cheer while roasting you as a fossil with a face like “Dad’s ball bag” sagging into oblivion. This song’s a middle finger to merriment, truth bombs about shitting yourself soon trump any party hat vibes. A birthday bash so rude, it’s like your gift’s a walker and a slap. Crank up the volume, scan it, sing it and smirk! Crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time!
