Celebrate their big day with a gift that’s as hilarious as it is unique! This QR code T-shirt links to the gut-busting "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck" song—a savage, laugh-out-loud ode to getting older, complete with the brutal truth that ‘even though your face looks like your Dad’s ball bag,’ you’re still worth a party. Perfect for the birthday relic with a sense of humor sharper than their creaky joints. This song’s a middle finger to merriment, truth bombs about shitting yourself soon trump any party hat vibes. A birthday bash so rude, it’s like your gift’s a walker and a slap. Crank up the volume, scan it, sing it and get ready for a ball-slapping good time!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico