This wire-bound notebook’s bound to thrill anyone who can stomach the sting! It’s ready to steal the spotlight at the next birthday bash with a QR code unleashing the hilariously savage 'Happy Birthday You Old Fuck' song—a bold, gut-busting take on getting older, complete with the zinger that ‘even though your face looks like your Dad’s ball bag,’ you’ve still got thoughts worth jotting. Ideal for the seasoned scribbler with a wit as twisted as its coils, this flexible gem is perfect for notes, doodles, or epic rants. Scan it, flip it, and let the rude brilliance spiral out!

A good notebook can help you with motivation to take more notes, write down ideas, or list future dreams. This wire-bound notebook will be a great daily companion whenever you need to put your thoughts down on paper!

• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!