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Grandma Got a Dildo for Christmas

Scan the QR code and cue "Grandma Got a Dildo for Christmas". This jingle kicks off with a Secret Santa gone hilariously rogue: Granny’s scowling at her buzzing gift while Grandpa’s grin stretches ear-to-ear. It’s a holiday riot: the family’s screaming, fists fly, and Grandpa’s plotting a naughty nightcap with the contraband. Picture Grandma, unimpressed, muttering, “I wanted something bigger,” as the carol turns cheer into chaos. A yuletide yarn so wild, it’s like Santa swapped his sack for a gag gift goldmine. Scan it and snort!

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