Scan this QR code zip hoodie and cue "Grandma Got a Dildo for Christmas". This jingle kicks off with a Secret Santa gone hilariously rogue: Granny’s scowling at her buzzing gift while Grandpa’s grin stretches ear-to-ear. It’s a holiday riot: the family’s screaming, fists fly, and Grandpa’s plotting a naughty nightcap with the contraband. Picture Grandma, unimpressed, muttering, “I wanted something bigger,” as the carol turns cheer into chaos. A yuletide yarn so wild, it’s like Santa swapped his sack for a gag gift goldmine. Scan it and snort!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!