Scan this QR code cotton t-shirt and cue "Grandma Got a Dildo for Christmas". This jingle kicks off with a Secret Santa gone hilariously rogue: Granny’s scowling at her buzzing gift while Grandpa’s grin stretches ear-to-ear. It’s a holiday riot: the family’s screaming, fists fly, and Grandpa’s plotting a naughty nightcap with the contraband. Picture Grandma, unimpressed, muttering, “I wanted something bigger,” as the carol turns cheer into chaos. A yuletide yarn so wild, it’s like Santa swapped his sack for a gag gift goldmine. Scan it and snort!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico