I Wanna Get Laid on Christmas Day
Scan the QR code and cue "I want to get late on Christmas day", a raunchy rebel’s Christmas list: forget ties and socks, this guy’s begging St. Nick for a harem of “girls with no inhibition” to jingle his bells. It’s a horny Christmas holiday anthem. The song’s a lewd plea to flip the festive script: Santa’s sleigh’s now a sex express, loaded with “presents for my cock.” A Yuletide yowl so wild, it’s like Bad Santa wrote a porno carol. Scan it and snicker!
