Jingle My Cock Xmas Long-Sleeve Shirt

$39.90

Tax included.

Description

Rock this long-sleeve shirt and beam a filthy holiday ultimatum to your sweetheart! Scan the QR code and play "I Wanna Get Laid on Christmas Day", a rebel’s raunchy cry for ‘girls with no inhibition’ and ‘presents for my cock,’ flipping Santa’s sleigh into a sex ride. Cozy, breathable cotton clings to you, roaring, ‘Bang me under the tree, or I’m unwrapping elsewhere!’ Scan it, swagger, and stake your steamy claim loud and clear!

100% cotton
Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
Double-needle bottom hem
Taped neck and shoulders
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

QR song demo video

Scan the QR code and cue this horny Christmas holiday anthem. The song’s a lewd plea to flip the festive script, a Yuletide yowl so wild, it’s like Bad Santa wrote a porno carol. So, gather your friends, crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time! Don't miss out on the hilarity. Hit play now and let the laughter begin!