Sleigh My Cock Xmas Cotton Tee

$29.90

Tax included.

Description

Strut this cotton T-shirt and slam your sweetheart with a red-hot holiday ultimatum! Scan the QR code and play "I Wanna Get Laid on Christmas Day", a lewd yell for ‘girls with no inhibition’ and ‘presents for my cock,’ torching tinsel for a wild fuck-fest. Soft, vivid cotton pops loud, roaring, ‘Ride me ‘til the sleigh crashes, or I’m banging every babe in sight!’ Get it scanned, flex, and paint your naughty intent in every shade!"

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

100% cotton
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

QR song demo video

Scan the QR code and cue this horny Christmas holiday anthem. The song’s a lewd plea to flip the festive script, a Yuletide yowl so wild, it’s like Bad Santa wrote a porno carol. So, gather your friends, crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time! Don't miss out on the hilarity. Hit play now and let the laughter begin!