Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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Hit the gym in this sports jersey and taunt the girls with a filthy festive flex! Scan the QR code and play "I Wanna Get Laid on Christmas Day", a lusty yell for ‘girls with no inhibition’ and ‘presents for my cock,’ turning Yuletide into a naughty ride. Breathable, stretchy fabric hugs your frame, growling, ‘Hop on my sleigh, babes—let’s jingle ‘til it hurts!’ Scan it, sweat, and tease the floor with holiday heat!"
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Neon Yellow/S
Scan the QR code and cue this horny Christmas holiday anthem. The song’s a lewd plea to flip the festive script, a Yuletide yowl so wild, it’s like Bad Santa wrote a porno carol. So, gather your friends, crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time! Don't miss out on the hilarity. Hit play now and let the laughter begin!
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Regular price
$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /