Deck the tree with these wooden ornaments and tease your wife with a hot holiday hint! Scan the QR code and play "I Wanna Get Laid on Christmas Day", a rowdy plea for ‘girls with no inhibition’ and ‘presents for my cock,’ turning Santa’s haul into a horny haul. Cut into cheeky festive shapes, they growl, ‘Forget the tinsel—unwrap me tonight!’ Scan it, grin, and make your Christmas extra naughty!

Made from Hinoki wood, they’re durable yet lightweight and soft to the touch.

• Material: solid, natural Hinoki wood
• Ornament thickness 0.37″ (9 mm)
• Comes with a red paper ribbon and a hole to thread it through
• Magnetic back
  
• Product sourced from Korea

Disclaimers:

• This product is made from natural wood, so darker-colored wooden knots and other slight imperfections may appear anywhere on the ornament.
• Due to the characteristics of Hinoki wood, it’s expected to have naturally occurring resin on these wooden ornaments.

Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!