Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Flex in this sports jersey at the gym and tease the girls with a naughty holiday wink! Scan the QR code and play "I Wanna Get Laid on Christmas Day", a horny rebel’s plea for ‘girls with no inhibition’ and ‘presents for my cock,’ swapping socks for steamy stock. Sweat-wicking, lightweight fabric keeps you hot, purring, ‘Jingle my bells, ladies—Santa’s got nothing on this!’ Let 'em scan it, smirk, and watch the gym turn into your playful sleigh ride!
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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Scan the QR code and cue this horny Christmas holiday anthem. The song’s a lewd plea to flip the festive script, a Yuletide yowl so wild, it’s like Bad Santa wrote a porno carol. So, gather your friends, crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time! Don't miss out on the hilarity. Hit play now and let the laughter begin!
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Regular price
$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /