Keep your drink frosty and your wife frisky with this can cooler—a saucy holiday hint! Scan the QR code and play "I Wanna Get Laid on Christmas Day", a rebel’s steamy wish for ‘girls with no inhibition’ and ‘presents for my cock,’ turning Santa’s sleigh into a sex express. Insulated for icy cans, it purrs, ‘Forget the eggnog, babe—let’s jingle all night!’ Scan it, sip, and crank up the heat!

This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!