This hoodie’s going to be a hit with anyone who can handle the heat! It’s going to steal the show at the next birthday bash with its QR code linking to the gut-busting "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck" song—a savage, laugh-out-loud roast of getting older. Packed with the brutal truth that ‘even though your face looks like your Dad’s ball bag,’ you’re still worth a party, it’s perfect for the birthday relic with a sense of humor sharper than their creaky joints. Zip up the sass, scan it, crank it, and let the rude vibes rip—because nothing says ‘happy birthday’ like a middle finger to the years!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!