This hardcover notebook’s bound to thrill anyone who can stomach the sting! It’s ready to turn heads at the next birthday bash with a QR code that unleashes the wickedly hilarious "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck" song—a raw, side-splitting roast of getting older, dropping the bombshell that ‘even though your face looks like your Dad’s ball bag,’ you’re still scribbling away. Tailored for the grizzled scribe with a wit as jagged as their years, this tough little book is perfect for capturing rants, rhymes, or regrets. Scan it, crack it open, and let the savage fun spill onto the pages.

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, the Hardcover Bound Notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The notebook features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards to never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!