Scan this QR code sports jersey and cue "Happy Birthday, You Old Fuck", a savage serenade that swaps candles for a reality check: your big day’s less cake, more creaky joints. It’s a brutal bop, wishing you cheer while roasting you as a fossil with a face like “Dad’s ball bag” sagging into oblivion. This song’s a middle finger to merriment, truth bombs about shitting yourself soon trump any party hat vibes. A birthday bash so rude, it’s like your gift’s a walker and a slap. Crank up the volume, scan it, sing it and smirk! Crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time!

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!