This jersey’s going to be a hit with anyone who can handle the heat—both in the gym and in life! It’s primed to steal the show at the next birthday bash or workout sesh with a QR code linking to the riotous "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck" song—a no-holds-barred anthem about getting older, complete with the zinger that ‘even though your face looks like your Dad’s ball bag,’ you’re still pumping iron. Perfect for the gym-going geezer with a sense of humor tougher than their squats, this breathable beast turns every rep into a laugh. Scan it, flex it, and let the good vibes (and good burns) flow!

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!