Surprise the birthday star with this savage greeting card perfect for a wild, unforgettable birthday gift! Scan the QR for "Happy Birthday, You Old Fuck", a brutal bop roasting you as a creaky fossil with 'Dad’s ball bag' sag, swapping candles for reality checks. It’s a snarky serenade, mates belt out your ancient woes over a pub piano, grinning as you wheeze, predicting you’ll soon shit yourself. Ideal for delivering smiles galore and a cheeky middle finger to their big day, making your message a hilarious, smirk-inducing slap. Scan it, sing it, and smirk: this zany anthem’s the ultimate birthday bash they’ll never forget!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!