Surprise the birthday star with this savage greeting card perfect for a wild, unforgettable birthday gift! Scan the QR for "Happy Birthday, You Old Fuck", a brutal bop roasting you as a creaky fossil with 'Dad’s ball bag' sag, swapping candles for reality checks. It’s a snarky serenade, mates belt out your ancient woes over a pub piano, grinning as you wheeze, predicting you’ll soon shit yourself. Ideal for delivering smiles galore and a cheeky middle finger to their big day, making your message a hilarious, smirk-inducing slap. Scan it, sing it, and smirk: this zany anthem’s the ultimate birthday bash they’ll never forget!
- Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
- Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
- Comes with a complimentary envelope