This laptop sleeve’s bound to thrill anyone who can stomach the sting! It’s poised to steal the show at the next birthday bash with a QR code that blasts the outrageous 'Happy Birthday You Old Fuck' song—a merciless, laugh-out-loud roast of aging, complete with the brutal truth that ‘even though your face looks like your Dad’s ball bag,’ your tech’s still worth protecting. Perfect for the grizzled geek with a sense of humor as tough as their creaky joints, this padded protector keeps their laptop safe while delivering a savage chuckle. Scan it, slide it in, and enjoy the rude ride!

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!