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This T-shirt’s going to be a hit with anyone who can handle the heat! It’s going to steal the show at the next birthday bash. Scan this QR code cotton t-shirt and cue "Happy Birthday, You Old Fuck", a savage serenade that swaps candles for a reality check: your big day’s less cake, more creaky joints. It’s a brutal bop, wishing you cheer while roasting you as a fossil with a face like “Dad’s ball bag” sagging into oblivion. This song’s a middle finger to merriment, truth bombs about shitting yourself soon trump any party hat vibes. A birthday bash so rude, it’s like your gift’s a walker and a slap. Crank up the volume, scan it, sing it and get ready for a ball-slapping good time!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | Sleeves (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Sleeves (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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You will find here a unique product for a birthday present. Crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time!
Showcase an hilarious and surprising "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck" song on a QR code apparel or goodie to spreadthe zany antics of life around you.
The QR code, when scanned with a smartphone, directs you to a funny "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck" video song that will deliver smiles galore.
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