Scan this QR code cotton t-shirt and cue "Happy Birthday, You Old Fuck", a savage serenade that swaps candles for a reality check: your big day’s less cake, more creaky joints. It’s a brutal bop, wishing you cheer while roasting you as a fossil with a face like “Dad’s ball bag” sagging into oblivion. This song’s a middle finger to merriment, truth bombs about shitting yourself soon trump any party hat vibes. A birthday bash so rude, it’s like your gift’s a walker and a slap. Crank up the volume, scan it, sing it and smirk! Crank up the volume, and get ready for a ball-slapping good time!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico