Perfect for the weathered jokester with a sense of humor as sharp as their creaky joints, this cork-back coaster delivers savage style to any surface. Surprise the birthday star with this wicked little protector—ideal for a wild, unforgettable birthday gift! Scan the QR for 'Happy Birthday, You Old Fuck', a brutal bop roasting you as a creaky fossil with 'Dad’s ball bag' sag, swapping coasters for reality checks. It’s a snarky serenade, mates belt out your ancient woes over a pub piano, grinning as you wheeze, predicting you’ll soon spill worse than your pint. Built to soak up laughs and a cheeky middle finger to their big day, it’s a hilarious, smirk-inducing shield. Scan it, sip on it, and let the rude birthday love flow: this zany anthem’s the ultimate bash companion they’ll never forget!

Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family.

• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!