This hardcover notebook’s sure to delight anyone who can take the burn! It’s set to steal the show at the next birthday bash with a QR code linking to the outrageously funny "Happy Birthday You Old Fuck" song—a sharp, laugh-out-loud jab at aging, complete with the truth that ‘even though your face looks like your Dad’s ball bag,’ you’ve still got stories to tell. Perfect for the weathered wordsmith with a sense of humor tougher than their creaky joints, this sturdy tome is ideal for jotting down wisdom or insults. Scan it, write it, and revel in the rude glory of getting old!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, the Hardcover Bound Notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The notebook features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards to never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!