Shock your pals with this ballsy greeting card. Scan the QR for Brooklyn Ball Barbers, where hipster trims go where no scissors should dare! Watch Brooklyn’s finest snip, clip, and manscape your junk in a parody so absurd, you’ll laugh till you cry : "Your balls need a haircut, bro!" It’s a hairy, hilarious dive into hipster grooming gone wild, with straight-faced barbers treating your twins like topiaries. Perfect for friends who’ll snicker, squirm, and share this nutty NYC nightmare. Scan it, laugh, and thank your lucky stars your balls stay au naturel!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!