Shock with this outrageous greeting card straight from romance’s wildest mess! Scan the QR for "She Shat on My Dick", a bluesy banger where a guy wakes to a literal dump on his pride. It’s a scat-tastic lament: love sours fast as he strums, 'I went downtown, now I’m drowning in poop,' in a gritty, gross-out groove. Perfect for surprising friends or lovers with a laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy hello, making your message unforgettable. Scan it, sing it, and squirm. Your recipient won’t know whether to laugh or recoil!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!