Trump’s British Plot Journal. Command your UK-US business talks with this QR-coded hardcover notebook—ideal for Trump fans and Keir Starmer doubters! Scan it, and Big Dick Donald booms, “I’m Gonna Make Britain Great Again, you Commie jailing meme lords!”—a Mar-a-Lago takeover threat. Starmer, shitting his pants, retaliates with a King Charles letter branding Trump an “Orange Cunt.” Packing 80 pages for power plays, this chuckle-fueled clash rules the boardroom—crack it open, scan it, and smirk as Britain bends to your deal-making reign!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

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