This wire-bound brawler’s your ticket to chaos—140 ruled pages of dotted thick paper, spiral-bound to flip fast when the deep state’s watching. The glossy cover flashes a QR code blazing; scan this bad boy and brace yourself: Elon Musk crashes a government snoozefest like a Tesla on autopilot, barking “Get the fuck out!” with feral glee and no brakes. The room’s a 30-second warzone of wild eyes and flailing bureaucrats—part SpaceX launchpad, part Musk’s ruthless remix of Trump-level swagger, purging the lazy or hyping DOGE’s rise. Jot your rants, sketch the meltdown, or list the D.C. interns freaking out—this notebook’s got zero chill for patriots or CEOs. Crack it, scan it, and laugh hard at the shitshow!

• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!