Flip off the woke bullshit with this ballsy QR zip hoodie to roast your ugly, shag-less mate into the dirt! Scan it and watch Jesse Lee Peterson brand men 'Slut Makers' with stone-cold swagger, while Amber Rose calmly spews feminist crap he’ll never use ‘cause no chick’s touching him. It’s a piss-yourself jab—his raw truth laughs at your pal’s dry-dick life. This bold, cozy fucker’s perfect for gifting a cruel ‘You ain’t getting laid’ dig, wrapping his sad ass in mockery. Scan it, shove it on him, and let the unfiltered humiliation zip up!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!