Dominate your notes with this hardcover titan—rugged, relentless, and packing a QR code punch that hits like a tweetstorm. Scan it and hold on tight: Trump erupts with “I’m back, bitches!”—a golden-haired tornado swinging a sword, grooving to “YMCA,” and slashing the air like a MAGA-fueled maestro, all backed by a roaring crowd. Hips swaying, ego blazing brighter than a rally bonfire, it’s a middle finger to the haters wrapped in a gold-plated sledgehammer of swagger. With 80 ruled pages, a ribbon bookmark, and an elastic strap, this isn’t just a notebook—it’s a chaos-forged dealmaker’s weapon. Grab it, scan it, and let the trollapalooza fuel your next win!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!