Hey DOGE bro, this card’s your moon ticket! Sent straight to you, it’s loaded with Musk’s chaos—scan the QR and watch the Dogefather crow over Trump’s win with a smug ‘This is what victory feels like, losers!’ The Big Balls media freaks, journos wail, and Elon’s chainsaw rips bureaucracy to shreds while Tesla haters cry. Write your meme-fueled jab inside, pump that DOGE spirit, and let your friend scan it to join the savage hodl party. To the moon, you glorious bastard!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!