Chuck this filthy little greeting card at your CR7-worshipping mate and imagine their jaw drop! A smug QR code waits to be scanned, unleashing a video meme so bloody ridiculous it’s practically a sin. Picture Ronaldo and his Portugal prats sweating bullets in a penalty shootout—faces tighter than a miser’s wallet—then, out of nowhere, some bootylicious tart struts in, arse swaying like she’s twerking for the World Cup halftime gig. Back and forth it goes, tense mugs to tantalizing cheeks, until—whack!—she spins round with a mug so fugly it’d make a ref puke mid-whistle. Just when you’re choking on your pint, the whole squad loses their shit in a tantrum so epic it’s like they’ve caught Pepe’s temper. This ain’t no sappy Hallmark crap—it’s a rude, rowdy riot for your football-mad mate who lives for Ronaldo’s drama and a proper piss-take. Shove it in the post and let the bastard laugh ‘til he cries!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

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