Slap your precious tech into this "CR7 & Team Mates" laptop sleeve and give your CR7-loving arse a proper treat! This ain’t some boring, bog-standard case—it’s got a QR code printed on, daring you to scan it and dive into a video meme so outrageously daft it’ll have you spitting coffee all over your keyboard. Picture this: Ronaldo and his Portugal tossers, faces twisted like they’ve just sniffed Pepe’s boots during a penalty shootout, all clenched and constipated. Then—bam!—in struts some cheeky minx, arse wiggling like she’s shaking it for the Euros crowd, giving you whiplash from grim grit to glorious glutes. It’s a filthy flip-flop of tension and tease until—hold your bloody horses!—she turns, flashing a gob so gormless it’d make a linesman chuck his flag and run. Just as you’re howling, the squad erupts into a meltdown so unhinged you’d think they’d just lost their mums’ life savings on a bet. Rude, ridiculous, and packed with football lunacy, this sleeve’s perfect for the CR7 nutter who’d rather die than miss a match—protects your laptop and serves up a proper piss-take every time you unzip it!

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!