Greeting card I am a good citizen QR joke

Greeting card I am a good citizen QR joke

$9.90

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Size : 4″×6″

4″×6″ 4″×6″
5″×7″ 5″×7″
5.83″×8.27″ 5.83″×8.27″

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Send a laugh with this cheeky greeting card! Scan the QR code inside to unlock a hilarious "I’m a good citizen, I recycle and I masturbate" video that’ll catch them off guard. One quick smartphone scan delivers a short, snicker-inducing clip, proving even the most virtuous have a naughty, giggle-worthy twist. Perfect for gifting a grin to someone special!

Shock your friends with this wild greeting card! Scan the QR for his iconic rant, "I’m a good citizen, I recycle, and I masturbate", skewering a prudish Christian activist against masturbation with a jaw-dropping punchline. It’s a viral comedy bomb, him owning his quirks while roasting her sanctimonious stance. Perfect for a laugh-out-loud hello, this clip’s a hilarious peek at personal freedom clashing with piety. Scan it, snicker, and share the absurdity! Your crew won’t know whether to laugh, blush, or recycle their dignity after this!

Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
Comes with a complimentary envelope

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Shock your friends with this wild QR code! Scan the QR for his iconic rant, "I’m a good citizen, I recycle, and I masturbate", skewering a prudish Christian activist against masturbation with a jaw-dropping punchline. It’s a viral comedy bomb, him owning his quirks while roasting her sanctimonious stance. Perfect for a laugh-out-loud hello, this clip’s a hilarious peek at personal freedom clashing with piety. Scan it, snicker, and share the absurdity! Your crew won’t know whether to laugh, blush, or recycle their dignity after this!