Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Scan the QR code and showcase an hilarious and surprising "I am a good citizen, I recycle and I masturbate" video on a QR code sports jersey to spread the zany antics of life around you. The QR code, when scanned with a smartphone, directs you to a short video that will deliver snickers. Ideal for adding humor and self-mockery to your gym experience.
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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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Shock your friends with this wild QR code! Scan the QR for his iconic rant, "I’m a good citizen, I recycle, and I masturbate", skewering a prudish Christian activist against masturbation with a jaw-dropping punchline. It’s a viral comedy bomb, him owning his quirks while roasting her sanctimonious stance. Perfect for a laugh-out-loud hello, this clip’s a hilarious peek at personal freedom clashing with piety. Scan it, snicker, and share the absurdity! Your crew won’t know whether to laugh, blush, or recycle their dignity after this!
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Regular price
$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /