Rule your notes with a bonkers edge in this QR-coded hardcover notebook—pure pandemonium awaits! Scan it, and Trump turns maestro, waving his arms like a nutcase as liberal Democrat women yowl like caffeinated banshees, their shrieks so wild you’d think their kale smoothies grew claws, faces twisting in election-flop despair. He pops champagne with a maniacal giggle while Rachel Maddow’s live MSNBC cry-fest spins into a soap-opera meltdown rave, all thumping to an endless YMCA groove. A schadenfreude blast across 80 sturdy pages—crack it open, scan it, and cackle as their tear-storm floods your boardroom with troll-powered glee!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

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