Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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Disrupt the zen at a vegan-only yoga course with this QR-coded sports jersey—prime troll gear! Scan it, and Trump conducts liberal Democrat women like a nutcase maestro, their caffeinated hyena shrieks piercing the air as election hopes flop, faces scrunching like their chia seeds grew claws. He pops champagne, grinning, as Rachel Maddow’s live MSNBC sob-fest turns into a telenovela meltdown rave, all to a relentless YMCA beat. Light and loud—this jersey’s your schadenfreude stretch—wear it, let 'em scan it, and watch their downward dogs collapse in tearful chaos!
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Neon Orange/S
A MAGA poltergeist! Scan the QR code for a meltdown riot: Trump conducts shrieking liberal ladies like a drunk Mozart, grinning as their banshee wails hit glass-shattering pitch. He pops champagne while Rachel Maddow sobs live, election results frying her brain, all to a YMCA beat on repeat. Election night’s horror-comedy remix—scan it and snort!
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$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /