Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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Take the pitch by storm with this MLS-grade sports jersey—lightweight, moisture-wicking polyester that keeps you cool while you torch the crowd. A blazing QR code stretches across the front and back, daring “Scan This, Wokies!”; unlock it, and the field flips: MLS stars ditch the play, shredding “YMCA” with Trump-charged fist-pumps and hip-twists after every goal, morphing the stadium into a red, white, and blue MAGA riot. Breathable, sleeveless, and cut for the rabid fan—loud enough to rattle the vegan ultras, bold enough to own the cheap seats. Wear it, scan it, and watch the lib crowd choke on their fair-trade scarves—because patriots score louder than your striker!
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Neon Yellow/S
Picture a QR code that catapults you to NFL and MLS stars tearing up the field—not with plays, but with wild “YMCA” dance moves to celebrate every touchdown and goal. Inspired by Trump’s MAGA rally swagger, these athletes fist-pump and hip-shake like they’re storming the stage, turning the pitch into a red, white, and blue rave. It’s a viral, turf-thumping spectacle where sports meets politics in a glorious, absurd victory boogie. Dive in and dance at your peril—absurdity’s the MVP here!
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