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Storm the MLS stands in this 100% cotton troll grenade—light, slick, and ready to torch the crowd. A monster QR code blasts the chest and the back, taunting “Scan It, Commies!”; crack it, and the pitch ignites: MLS stars ditch the kicks, shredding “YMCA” with Trump-charged fist-pumps and hip-sways after every goal, turning the stadium into a red, white, and blue MAGA frenzy. Unisex and breezy, it’s made for jeering from the supporter’s section or the sidelines—sharp enough to pierce the woke chants, brash enough to flip the bird at the purists. Wear it, scan it, and watch the lib fans choke on their artisanal ciders—because patriots score and strut louder than your forwards!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
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Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | Sleeves (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Sleeves (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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Picture a QR code that catapults you to NFL and MLS stars tearing up the field—not with plays, but with wild “YMCA” dance moves to celebrate every touchdown and goal. Inspired by Trump’s MAGA rally swagger, these athletes fist-pump and hip-shake like they’re storming the stage, turning the pitch into a red, white, and blue rave. It’s a viral, turf-thumping spectacle where sports meets politics in a glorious, absurd victory boogie. Dive in and dance at your peril—absurdity’s the MVP here!
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