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Scan the QR code cotton t-shirt and unleash a love song gone hilariously off the rails, where "first date farts" twirl in the singer’s gut like a nervous tango. She’s dodging a wet disaster—spoiler: it’s not romance—while Mama’s sage advice (“Don’t shit!”) battles her date’s freaky fetish (“Please shit!”). He’s mistaking her rumbles for seduction, even planting his hand on her ass as she prays not to “blow her mud.” By the end, he’s staring into her eyes, begging for a scat-tastic finale, and she’s smitten with this weirdo. A flatulent fairy tale that’s equal parts cringe and comedy gold! You will find here an hilarious and surprising product to wear or offer for a first date. Your partner may not have a sense of humor, but at least you do!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | Sleeves (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Sleeves (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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Here's the best way to find out if the future love of your life has a sense of humor, or not.
Showcase a funny "First Date Farts" song on a QR code apparel or goodie to declare your love.
The QR code, when scanned with a smartphone, directs you to a funny "First Date Farts" video song that will deliver smiles galore, or not.
Anyway, you will find here an hilarious and surprising product to wear or offer for a first date.
Your partner may not have a sense of humor, but at least you do!
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$29.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price
