Scan the QR code zip hoodie and unleash a love song gone hilariously off the rails, where "first date farts" twirl in the singer’s gut like a nervous tango. She’s dodging a wet disaster—spoiler: it’s not romance—while Mama’s sage advice (“Don’t shit!”) battles her date’s freaky fetish (“Please shit!”). He’s mistaking her rumbles for seduction, even planting his hand on her ass as she prays not to “blow her mud.” By the end, he’s staring into her eyes, begging for a scat-tastic finale, and she’s smitten with this weirdo. A flatulent fairy tale that’s equal parts cringe and comedy gold! You will find here an hilarious and surprising product to wear or offer for a first date. Your partner may not have a sense of humor, but at least you do!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!