Can cooler I am a good citizen QR joke

Can cooler I am a good citizen QR joke

$12.90

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Size : Regular 12 oz

Regular 12 oz Regular 12 oz
Slim 12 oz Slim 12 oz

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Description

Keep your drink chilled in outrageous style with this neoprene can cooler! Scan the QR code and unleash a hilarious "I’m a good citizen, I recycle and I masturbate" short video that’s sure to spark laughs. One quick smartphone scan reveals a short, grin-worthy clip, proving even planet-savers can have a wild, cheeky streak. Perfect for sipping and snickering through life’s zany moments !

This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

Made from neoprene
Waterproof
Dual-size customization
Ribbed seams
Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
Spot clean as needed
Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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QR demo video

Shock your friends with this wild QR code! Scan the QR for his iconic rant, "I’m a good citizen, I recycle, and I masturbate", skewering a prudish Christian activist against masturbation with a jaw-dropping punchline. It’s a viral comedy bomb, him owning his quirks while roasting her sanctimonious stance. Perfect for a laugh-out-loud hello, this clip’s a hilarious peek at personal freedom clashing with piety. Scan it, snicker, and share the absurdity! Your crew won’t know whether to laugh, blush, or recycle their dignity after this!