Name: Ass-Shoving Quitter’s Cork-back Coaster
Brand: ScanMyQR.shop
SKU: 8314675_15662
Price: 12.90 USD
Availability: InStock

Cork-back coaster Shove Your Job Up Your Ass

Ass-Shoving Quitter’s Cork-back Coaster

$12.90

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Description

Slam this cork-back coaster under your guests’ drinks and flip the bird to soul-sucking jobs with a grin! Scan the QR code and play "Shove Your Job Up Your Ass", where ‘get fucked, shove it up your ass’ belts out over endless sensless tasks, screaming ‘I’m done at last!’ Waterproof and non-slip, it’s the perfect perch for beers while you toast to freedom. Scan it, crank up the volume, hit play and quit your job!

Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family.

Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
High-gloss coating on top
Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
Rounded corners
Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
Easy to clean

Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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QR song demo video

A real tune to quit your job to! Scan the QR code and cue this glorious quitters’ anthem: our hero storms in at nine, already checked out, and belts “Get fucked!” to his boss’s face. It’s a punky pink slip: he’s done with pointless tasks, crooning “Shove your rules up your ass” like it’s a mic-drop manifesto. Picture him flipping desks as HR faints in the background. The chorus is a gleeful goodbye with zero chill and all spite. A raging resignation so raw, it’s like he mailed his two weeks’ notice in a flaming bag. Scan it, crank up the volume, hit play and strut!