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Zip into this hoodie and swagger through the office, slamming your resignation down with a punk-rock smirk! Let your boss scan the QR code and play "Shove Your Job Up Your Ass", where ‘get fucked, shove it up your ass’ rips through endless senseless tasks, howling ‘I’m done at last!’ as you ditch the brass. Plush cotton-poly blend wraps up the rage, growling ‘No more meetings, fuckers!’—Get 'em scan it, crank it up, hit play, and peel out of the grind in style!
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | Sleeves length (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 38 - 41 | 33 ½ |
| M | 28 | 42 - 45 | 34 ½ |
| L | 29 | 46 - 49 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 30 | 50 - 53 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 31 | 54 - 57 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 32 | 58 - 61 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 33 | 62 - 65 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 66 - 69 | 40 ½ |
| Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeves length (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 85 |
| M | 71.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 87.6 |
| L | 73.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 90.2 |
| XL | 76.2 | 127-134.6 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 137.2-144.8 | 95.3 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 147.3-155 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 157.5-165 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 167.6-175.3 | 102.9 |
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A real tune to quit your job to! Scan the QR code and cue this glorious quitters’ anthem: our hero storms in at nine, already checked out, and belts “Get fucked!” to his boss’s face. It’s a punky pink slip: he’s done with pointless tasks, crooning “Shove your rules up your ass” like it’s a mic-drop manifesto. Picture him flipping desks as HR faints in the background. The chorus is a gleeful goodbye with zero chill and all spite. A raging resignation so raw, it’s like he mailed his two weeks’ notice in a flaming bag. Scan it, crank up the volume, hit play and strut!
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