Ass-Shoving Job Quitter’s QR Greeting Card

Ass-Shoving Job Quitter’s QR Greeting Card

$9.90

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Size : 4″×6″

4″×6″ 4″×6″
5″×7″ 5″×7″
5.83″×8.27″ 5.83″×8.27″

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Drop this greeting card on your job and flip the bird to soul-sucking work with a snarl! Get your boss to scan the QR code and play "Shove Your Job Up Your Ass", shove it up your ass’ blasts over endless senseless tasks, howling ‘I’m done at last!’ as you storm out, pride intact. Inside, scribble your rude goodbye—‘Take your rules and crash!’—then crank it up, hit play, and shove your resignation up their ass with glee! Your message will roar like a flaming resignation!

Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
Comes with a complimentary envelope

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Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

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QR song demo video

A real tune to quit your job to! Scan the QR code and cue this glorious quitters’ anthem: our hero storms in at nine, already checked out, and belts “Get fucked!” to his boss’s face. It’s a punky pink slip: he’s done with pointless tasks, crooning “Shove your rules up your ass” like it’s a mic-drop manifesto. Picture him flipping desks as HR faints in the background. The chorus is a gleeful goodbye with zero chill and all spite. A raging resignation so raw, it’s like he mailed his two weeks’ notice in a flaming bag. Scan it, crank up the volume, hit play and strut!