Shock your friends with this twisted greeting card straight from the lunatic fringe of comedy! Scan the QR for the Mental Health Hotline parody, where obsessive-compulsives press 1 endlessly, paranoids get traced, and schizophrenics hear voices picking numbers—hilarious horror. It’s a dark, absurd welcome message so wrong it’s right, leaving you laughing at the chaos of automated insanity. Perfect for a laugh-out-loud hello, this clip’s a riot for friends who love dark humor. Scan it, snicker, and brace for the madness! Your crew won’t know whether to laugh, cringe, or dial 911 after this wild, warped prank!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!