Hand this twisted QR hardcover notebook to your batshit mum and watch her cackle! Scan it for a Mental Health Hotline parody—OCD freaks slam 1, paranoids duck traces, schizos hear voices picking numbers. It’s a dark, fucked-up riot that nails her crazy vibe, perfect for scribbling her nutty thoughts with a laugh. Scan it, gift it, and let the lunacy lock in!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, the Hardcover Bound Notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The notebook features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards to never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!