Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Regular price
$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Crack up the gym with this twisted QR sports jersey straight from the loony bin! Scan it for a Mental Health Hotline parody—OCD weirdos mash 1, paranoids duck traces, schizos hear voices picking numbers. It’s a dark, fucked-up riot that’ll have lifters snorting mid-set, perfect for sweating out the crazy with a grin. Scan it, flex it, and let the insane laughs pump!
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
French Navy/S
Shock your crew with this nuts QR code! Scan it for a Mental Health Hotline parody—OCD freaks mash 1, paranoids dodge traces, schizos hear voices. It’s dark, fucked-up comedy gold, perfect for a quick, twisted laugh. Scan it, snort, and watch the madness hit!
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Regular price
$36.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /