Send this QR code greeting card and let her scan it—watch your wife or girlfriend chuckle as a sassy queen in leopard print delivers blunt love advice: "Make his dick hard, not his life, so he’ll make your pussy wet, not your eyes". She’ll grin, nudge you playfully, and laugh out loud with the card in hand... or not. It’s a bold, hilarious video meme that sends a clear message with unfiltered fun. Mail it, scan it, and spark her amused reaction—perfect for a cheeky note!

Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!