Send a loud-ass message to your wife or girlfriend with this QR greeting card that shoves anti-woke truth in her face! Let her scan it and watch a sassy leopard queen spit wisdom: 'Make his dick hard, not his life, so he’ll make your pussy wet, not your eyes.' This provocative, unfiltered bomb flips off PC bullshit, primed to make libs scream while she smirks at the raw vibe. It’s a bold, laugh-out-loud clip perfect for telling her how it’s gonna be—no tears, just heat. Scan it, send it, and let the crude love smack her good!

Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!