Gift your wife or girlfriend this ballsy QR hardcover notebook to etch the best love life advice into her soul and spill all the dirty good she thinks about you! Scan it and let a sassy leopard queen lay down universal truth for good women: 'Make his dick hard, not his life, so he’ll make your pussy wet, not your eyes.' This provocative anti-woke gem flips off PC bullshit with a smirk, keeping it raw and real. It’s a bold, unfiltered tome for her to scribble every hot praise she’s got for you, locking in the steamy vibes. Scan it, hand it over, and let the crude wisdom flow!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, the Hardcover Bound Notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The notebook features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards to never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!