Dick Hard Brain Stamp - QR Love Life Advice Cotton Tee

$29.90

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Description

Gift this ballsy QR cotton tee to your wife or girlfriend to burn the ultimate love life wisdom into her skull! Scan it and let a sassy leopard queen slam the truth: 'Make his dick hard, not his life, so he’ll make your pussy wet, not your eyes.' This anti-woke gut-punch trashes PC bullshit with raw, unfiltered swagger, etching the spicy rules deep in her mind. It’s a bold, comfy drape perfect for keeping her on point and the heat alive. Scan it, slap it on her, and let the crude brilliance stick!

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Shipping Information

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

Print on Demand

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!