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Mail this greeting card to your unbearable little fucker and ram a snarky gut-punch right in their face! Scan the QR code and unleash "Your Dad Should've Pulled Out", a twangy tirade spitting ‘you’re a little shit no one planned,’ snarling ‘if your Pappa had just pulled out’ we’d all be spared your shitty existence. Inside, scrawl ‘Can we abort at 22?’ and rub it in—crank it up and let the bastard know they’re the cum-stain we’d scrape off!
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Scan the QR code and unleash "Your Dad Should’ve Pulled Out", a snarky singalong slamming your unbearable kid with a cheeky, chaos-fueled sneer. Picture a twangy chorus cursing Pappa for not pulling out from Mom, snarling ‘Can we abort at 22?’ as the little shit grins like a gremlin. It’s a rude birth-control PSA—‘Don’t think twice, pull out!’—dripping with regret over the spawn. A rowdy roast so brutal, it’s like Ma penned it in a rage-fit—scan it and snicker at the mistake!
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